Saturday, May 3, 2008

Question and Answer's


Q.1 RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??

Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )

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Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAIAns - .

Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)

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Q3. Harbhajan ask's Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Shehwag.? Why ?? Why ?? :-)

Ans:- Shehwag is an opener

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Q. Who kya hai Jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?

Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

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Q6. What will! U call a person who is leaving India ??Socho....... ........

Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

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Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?

Ans:- Adidas

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Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well.Luv falls into the well. Why ?

Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!

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Q.9 Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

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Q 10. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. Nahi pata..??

Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans

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