Mother: David, come here.

David: Yes, mum.

Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.

Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.

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Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes Dear.

Girl: Would you die for me?

Boy: No, mine is undying love

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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

Simon: No, teacher. It's the same dog!

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Son: That's why I say she's no good!

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A boy came home from school with his exam results."What did you get?" asked his father."My marks are under water," said the boy."What do you mean 'under water'?"" They are all below 'C' (sea) level!"
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