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never drink and drive.......as the drink may spill!!!
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Happiness is what u feel when u marry the girl u love....and then find out that she's got money.
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SOME OF THE T-LINERS
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1. My girlfriend asked me to be more affectionate, so now I have two girlfriends
2. Love is photogenic. needs darkness to develop
3. Instead of reading HIStory, I prefer HERstory
4. Smile. Tomorrow would be worse.
5. The wise never marry. And when they do, they become otherwise
6. Gravity is a myth. The earth sucks !!!

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often read on a highway
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if practice makes a man perfect , and no man's perfect, then why practice???