Zail Singh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand everything exceptfor the LOGIC part.
One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home.
Rajiv: Zail Singhji How is your MBA preparation?
Zail : Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Rajiv: Logic is very easy.
Zail : Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house ?
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: Logically ,there will be water in it.
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: Logically. someone will be feeding the fish.
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: so, Logically, your are married.
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: So, that means U are a heterosexual.
Zail Singh was very glad and he understood logic.
Next day he sees Buta Singh who was also preparing for MBA.
Zail : How is your MBA preparation?
Buta : Everything is fine except for the logic.
Zail : Oh, logic is easy.
Buta : Please, give me an example.
Zail : Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Buta : NO, I don't.
Zail : Saala HOMO!!!
One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home.
Rajiv: Zail Singhji How is your MBA preparation?
Zail : Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Rajiv: Logic is very easy.
Zail : Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house ?
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: Logically ,there will be water in it.
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: Logically. someone will be feeding the fish.
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: so, Logically, your are married.
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: So, that means U are a heterosexual.
Zail Singh was very glad and he understood logic.
Next day he sees Buta Singh who was also preparing for MBA.
Zail : How is your MBA preparation?
Buta : Everything is fine except for the logic.
Zail : Oh, logic is easy.
Buta : Please, give me an example.
Zail : Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Buta : NO, I don't.
Zail : Saala HOMO!!!
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