Laloo needed to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas .

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So he called up the Tourist Department and sked them,

"Hallow, Laloo Jadab bolrahe hain...

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pleeje tell to me, time difference of Pottna and Lus-Bhegas..."The man at the other end replies, "One second, sir...", and Lalooimmediately replies,

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"Thuenk You" and hangs up.




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After having resigned as the CM of Bihar ,

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Laloo decides to go modelling.

Being fond of cattle (and fodder),

he enters a herd of buffaloes for hisfirst photo-shoot.

Resting his elbows on the back of the cattle, he posesfor a photo.

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Next day the photo appears on the front page of a newspaper.GUESS THE CAPTION!!......

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."Laloo, third from left."