Santa & Banta

Banta:When did George Washington die ?> > > > > > >
Santa:Two days before his FUNERAL> > > > > > > ****************************************
Banta : Tell me five FERROCIOUS animals you can think of
Santa : 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.> > > > > > >
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santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of their parents
achievements to each other.
> > > > > > > Santa singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
> > > > > > > Banta singh : Yes, I have.
> > > > > > > Santa singh : Well, my father dug it.
> > > > > > > Banta singh : That's nothing, have you ever heard of
> > > > > > > Dead sea?
> > > > > > > Santa singh : Yes, I have.
> > > > > > > Banta singh : Well, my father killed it.