Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" "Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."
why cant hippopotamus lie???????
b'coz....
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'hips dont lie'
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once there is a man called INSAN. He has 2 daughters BHOOK and PYAAS. PYAAS is the elder sister of BHOOK. So now tell me whats the fav drink of PYAAS ????????
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PEPSI - kyunki ye PYAAS hai badi !!!!!!
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