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A female Press Reporter slaps Santa.
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Santa: On her T-shirt was written 'Press', so I just pressed…

Super Joke Must Read

what will you call a child born on afternoon
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MBNP

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MUjhe bhi nahi pata...

Worst Pj

A Man Is Walking On The Road With A Milk Bottle And A Car Comes Speeding From Behind And Honks
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ek admi rail ki patri par se chal raha hota hai....achanak se niche zuk jata
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piche se train ki aavaj aati hai
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'jhuk jhuk....jhuk jhuk'
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what do u call a person who shakes the moon ??????
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Khattam aadmi hai..... Raymonds man because he is complete man and Complete means Khattam so........he is khattam aadmi.......

One day, a Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, a Chemical Engineerand a Software Engineer were driving down the street in the same car.
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The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke. We can check therods."

The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don'tthink it's getting gas. We shall check the gas tank."
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Intelligent Joke MBA

Zail Singh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand everything exceptfor the LOGIC part.
One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home.
Rajiv: Zail Singhji How is your MBA preparation?
Zail : Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Rajiv: Logic is very easy.
Zail : Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house ?
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: Logically ,there will be water in it.
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: Logically. someone will be feeding the fish.
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: so, Logically, your are married.
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: So, that means U are a heterosexual.
Zail Singh was very glad and he understood logic.
Next day he sees Buta Singh who was also preparing for MBA.
Zail : How is your MBA preparation?
Buta : Everything is fine except for the logic.
Zail : Oh, logic is easy.
Buta : Please, give me an example.
Zail : Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Buta : NO, I don't.
Zail : Saala HOMO!!!

Mother: David, come here.

David: Yes, mum.

Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.

Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.

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Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes Dear.

Girl: Would you die for me?

Boy: No, mine is undying love

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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

Simon: No, teacher. It's the same dog!

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Son: That's why I say she's no good!

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A boy came home from school with his exam results."What did you get?" asked his father."My marks are under water," said the boy."What do you mean 'under water'?"" They are all below 'C' (sea) level!"
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pleeje tell to me, time difference of Pottna and Lus-Bhegas..."The man at the other end replies, "One second, sir...", and Lalooimmediately replies,

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."Laloo, third from left."

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ONE LINER'S

never drink and drive.......as the drink may spill!!!
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Happiness is what u feel when u marry the girl u love....and then find out that she's got money.
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SOME OF THE T-LINERS
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1. My girlfriend asked me to be more affectionate, so now I have two girlfriends
2. Love is photogenic. needs darkness to develop
3. Instead of reading HIStory, I prefer HERstory
4. Smile. Tomorrow would be worse.
5. The wise never marry. And when they do, they become otherwise
6. Gravity is a myth. The earth sucks !!!

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if practice makes a man perfect , and no man's perfect, then why practice???

Super Pj

EASY WAY TO BE CRICKETERek aadmi ko cricketer banne ka bahut shok rehta hai...........toh woh jaake ek bandhook aur bullets khareedta hai...........
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Question and Answer's

Q.1 RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??

Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )

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Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAIAns - .

Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)

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Q3. Harbhajan ask's Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Shehwag.? Why ?? Why ?? :-)

Ans:- Shehwag is an opener

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Q. Who kya hai Jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?

Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

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Q6. What will! U call a person who is leaving India ??Socho....... ........

Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

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Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?

Ans:- Adidas

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Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well.Luv falls into the well. Why ?

Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!

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Q.9 Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

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Q 10. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. Nahi pata..??

Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans

1)what is the cube of 13?

Its : SUROOR

Wandaring how?

That's bcoz....

TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

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2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?

Kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

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3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?..........sita with ravan

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4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?

.......Aaila!!!!!

Kisne mera pocket maar liya

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5) wht do u call a really colourful tamilian???

Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan

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6) An elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.

but Ant's parents r against their marrige...guess y??

They gave a solid reason...**Ladke k daant bahar hain **

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7) ones santa singh saw a very soni kudi in the market

& thought........kash k ye meri maa

hondi to main v inna sona Honda..

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8) Full form of MATHS?Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students...

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9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??

Ans: hasina

Some Cool PJ's <>

How would u send rose to the moon??

socho



socho


give up?????

GULAB -JAMUN (JAA-MOON)

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Raju: Meet my Wife Tina.
Raghu: Oh! I know her.
Raju: How?
Raghu: V wre caught sleeping 2gether.
Raju: What d Hell?
Raghu:10yrs ago,In d History Class

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shakti kappor wat is ur favt car?....

maruti????
mercedez?????

hyundai....

no no no no u wanna know my favorite car..

its called balat-car(rape in english)...
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