Real Bakwas

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" "Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

why cant hippopotamus lie???????
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'hips dont lie'
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once there is a man called INSAN. He has 2 daughters BHOOK and PYAAS. PYAAS is the elder sister of BHOOK. So now tell me whats the fav drink of PYAAS ????????
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PEPSI - kyunki ye PYAAS hai badi !!!!!!
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Santa & Banta

Banta:When did George Washington die ?> > > > > > >
Santa:Two days before his FUNERAL> > > > > > > ****************************************
Banta : Tell me five FERROCIOUS animals you can think of
Santa : 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.> > > > > > >
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santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of their parents
achievements to each other.
> > > > > > > Santa singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
> > > > > > > Banta singh : Yes, I have.
> > > > > > > Santa singh : Well, my father dug it.
> > > > > > > Banta singh : That's nothing, have you ever heard of
> > > > > > > Dead sea?
> > > > > > > Santa singh : Yes, I have.
> > > > > > > Banta singh : Well, my father killed it.

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Who is Aparna's younger sister?

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Lowerna!
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A female Press Reporter slaps Santa.
Banta standing near asks
Santa: Y did she slapped u?
Santa: On her T-shirt was written 'Press', so I just pressed…

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what will you call a child born on afternoon
in the JUHUBEACH?
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